you crept into my consciousness;

and took up permanent residence there

just came back from maths enrichment, so yeah this will be a real quick post as i have a million tons of (maths) homework waiting for me.

i've just realised that maths ain't so bad after you start paying at least 90% attention. but 90% is not quite possible if you have an intellectually slow partner (sihui) who doesn't understand why 3800+400=4200. (grimaces)
& it doesn't work if you have another friend sitting like 99cm away who calls you chewing gum every moment. it doesn't help if you call her char siew rice or her brother chicken rice cus she'll call you chewing gum & your brother bubble gum.
it's worse if you have another influence sitting about 149 cm away that ALSO calls you chewing gum & your brother bubble gum. it TOTALLY doesn't work if you call her bei fei li (get molested) & her sis bei qiang jian (get raped) cus she'll act pitiful & show you this face.

this is how it started...
one fine day, about 19 days ago (?)
get molested: eheh chewing gum, what's your brother's name?
me: DON'T TELL YOU
get molested: ah ah i know, BUBBLE GUM!
get molested & char siew rice: (laugh their asses off)
--
me: eh eh bei fei li, you got siblings?
get molested: (stupidly!) got got. elder sis
me: AH THEN YOUR ELDER SIS' NAME IS BEI (pause) what is rape ah? AH BEI QIANG JIAN!
get molested: (fed up face)
--
me: eh eh char siew rice, you got siblings?
char siew rice: yah got brother, why?
me: your brother name chicken rice ah?
char siew rice: (thinks & grimaces)
so this is how it started..

yes, lame i know. but who is to blame man. go scold those stupid char siew rice & get molested.
AHHA. char siew rice get molested! (by chewing gum)
(not that i want to molest her anyways)
and coincidentally, this happened during maths lesson.
no wonder i cannot understand. ://

okay this turns out to be not-so-quick post but there's tom & jerry on tv so i want to watch! (got mouse :D) & the mouse is not stupid okayyy.

don't worry, there's no emo part at the end cus i've decided not to be emo for the rest of the week day.

to audrey: i update already okay! (pouts)