Nice orange skin. (Not)
I (do not) like it so very much.

Updates will no longer be here,
At least, not for now.
If you're still visiting often,
Then you're Stupid.

If you're still wondering about
When you can continue calling and smsing
To my regular burnt-orange phone,
Then I think you should know by now,
That that phone is gone now,
And gone forever.
Some fucking thing inside has corroded.
And now no one can bother me with their dumb calls.
And please for God's sake,
Stop smsing to my old number,
Which is my mum's phone.
Cus if you have even a smidgen of common sense,
She'd read whatever you say.

Bye, suckers.