i did this a nong nong time ago, forgot to post it. ;D
I am worth $1,205,130 on HumanForSale.com
How much are you worth?
i am worth $135,000 because i am a girl (what lameness)
i am worth $50,000 because i am 13 years old
i am worth $130,000 because i am asian (whatthe-)
i am worth $0 because I AM TOO SHORT???!!!! (&*#%*^&$^)
i am worth $55,000 because i weigh 110lbs.
i am worth $5,000 because my hair is black (-.-)
i am worth $1,000 because my eyes are brown
i am worth $ 5,000 because i am right handed
i am worth $15,000 because i am a little hairy (eeyer)
i am worth $0 because my feet are too small (WHAT???!!!)
i am worth $0 because i am not bald
i am worth $0 because i have good eyesight
i am worth $0 because my ****s are too small???! (disgusting!)
i am worth $5,000 because i don't have any cavities
i am worth $25,000 because my athletic ability is average
i am worth $25,000 because my attractiveness is below average (i just wanted to be honest. this is the result ;D)
and i shall not go on anymore. it's too boring.